“I’m gonna be the man
Who helps you understand
What it takes to be a man
No, I’m not gonna hold your hand
But I’ll help you comprehend
The complexities of man
That’s right
Not gonna synthesize
And not gonna hypothesize
But I’ll help you realize
The flaws of a closed mind
Then I’ll teach ya to be wise
And when we learn to compromise
Everything will turn out alright”
